Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Call of the Wild Child, Part 3
Call 4: In mid-January, I got yet another message from Kristi, telling me that I need to make my girls stop following her, that they have now gotten an apartment in the North Georgia town where she now lives (about 100 miles north of where I live) and they are using their devices [sic] to harass and follow and bug her. She told me that she is a nice person (yeah, right) and she used to be in law enforcement and then had a career in adult entertainment, but now she is a real estate closer and works at O’Charley’s. (Anyone out there needing a real estate closure with a lap dance and handcuffs, here’s your girl!) She told me this has been going on for three years, because her baby is almost three, and I need to make my girls stop and call her PI and more of the same. Considering that I had just barely been in that house for two years, I didn’t see how I could possibly be the person she is convinced is doing something to her. But then, who needs reality when you have such an active fantasy life?
I called her PI that night and told him to pass on to her that I don’t HAVE Tammy or any girls, I don’t know Kristi OR Tammy, and I don’t have either the time or the inclination to fight with my neighbors. I don’t know who she is or what her problem is, but I don’t want any part of her dramas and traumas, real or imagined, and I don’t need a real estate closure with a lap dance and a pair of handcuffs. I told him that not only do I not have any girls, but that the only other living being inhabiting my house was male and feline, and he can’t even be accused of having pooped in her yard, because he is an indoor cat. I am single, divorced, no kids, working two jobs, and do not have time to deal with this garbage. I told him to tell her to cease and desist calling me because I don’t want or have any part of this and she needs to leave me alone. I told him that in the event that someone is actually doing these things to her (which I seriously doubt), I’m just as sorry as I can be and hope that something can be done about it, but that I have nothing whatsoever to do with it, and at best, this is a case of mistaken identity on her part, and at worst, she’s just plain delusional. He said he would tell her, and for the first time, I knew what her last name was after he told me.
I called her PI that night and told him to pass on to her that I don’t HAVE Tammy or any girls, I don’t know Kristi OR Tammy, and I don’t have either the time or the inclination to fight with my neighbors. I don’t know who she is or what her problem is, but I don’t want any part of her dramas and traumas, real or imagined, and I don’t need a real estate closure with a lap dance and a pair of handcuffs. I told him that not only do I not have any girls, but that the only other living being inhabiting my house was male and feline, and he can’t even be accused of having pooped in her yard, because he is an indoor cat. I am single, divorced, no kids, working two jobs, and do not have time to deal with this garbage. I told him to tell her to cease and desist calling me because I don’t want or have any part of this and she needs to leave me alone. I told him that in the event that someone is actually doing these things to her (which I seriously doubt), I’m just as sorry as I can be and hope that something can be done about it, but that I have nothing whatsoever to do with it, and at best, this is a case of mistaken identity on her part, and at worst, she’s just plain delusional. He said he would tell her, and for the first time, I knew what her last name was after he told me.
Labels: Nutty Neighbors
# posted by Anne Arky @ 6:49 PM 
